I should go to sleep because I have an early shift tomorrow but whatevz I need to tell you all about my great first day of the fringe.

I worked a bit but that’s uninteresting (I made £1250 in ticket sales WOO)

I saw Cariad Lloyd, BRILLIANT AMAZING. I also saw Peacock and Gamble, BRILLIANT AMAZING.

Then I met Crosby and Parry and talked to them for ages.

Then I met Zoe, coincidentally, and we proceeded to meet Ed and Ray (YEEEEE), Mark Watson, Ivan from Max and Ivan, and some others that I have forgotten already.

THEN I met up with some of the other box office people and we went to Brookes bar which is like a vip place where all the acts go. We got chatting to Alex Edelman (American comedian) and I now have his number.

WHATEVER MAN.